To The Moon And Back!



NASA is looking for astronauts, but before you apply, take a minute to check out this list of “The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming an Astronaut.”

5. If I get stranded on Mars, do I have to eat Matt Damon’s poo potatoes?

4. Can I trust mankind not to lose everything to the apes while I’m gone?

3. Is it cheating if I hook up with one of those hot blue alien chicks from “Avatar”?

2. Is going into space really the best way to avoid a visit from my mother-in-law?

1. If the launch is oversold, will I be forcefully removed from the space shuttle?