Canseco Gets Injured Shooting Up!

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Jose Canseco Shot Off His Left Middle Finger While Cleaning His Gun 

 

JOSE CANSECO shot off his left middle finger while cleaning a handgun in his house.  Jose’s fiancée Leila Knight was there when it happened.  She says he was cleaning the gun at his kitchen table, and he didn’t know it was loaded.

She told the L.A. Times, quote, “I heard the gun go off and saw his middle finger hanging by a string.  It will either have to be amputated or have full reconstruction surgery.”

 

As of last night Jose was in surgery, and doctors were going to try to do as much as possible.  But the bullet ripped through the bottom part of his finger, so even under the best circumstances, he’ll never have full use of it again.

 

DOUGIE HAMILTON

 

The Boston Bruins Cheered Up Sick Kids by Dressing as “Frozen” Characters for Halloween . . . Including Elsa and Anna

The Boston Bruins cheered up a bunch of sick kids at Boston Children’s Hospital on Monday, by dressing up as characters from “Frozen” for Halloween . . . including the FEMALE characters.

Defenceman named DOUGIE HAMILTON was Elsa, and forward MATT FRASER dressed up as Anna.  Hamilton is 6-foot-5 . . . probably NOT the best Elsa ever . . . and last year he went as a 6-foot-5 BABY.  But apparently the kids loved it.

Four other players were also with them, dressed as Hans, Kristoff, Olaf, and the reindeer Sven.  And they all walked around the hospital singing “Let It Go”.

The guy in the Olaf costume was defenceman TOREY KRUG, who said he knows all the lyrics, because he’s seen the movie DOZENS of times with his niece.  Hamilton also said he’s a fan, and that he’s NOT ashamed to admit it.

(CNN / NHL.com)

 

 

The one-legged guy who always comes up with great Halloween costumes is going as a foosball player this year.  In 2012, he went as the leg-lamp from “A Christmas Story” . . . and last year he was a flamingo.

CASSIUS CLAY

 

54 years ago . . . In 1960, the young CASSIUS CLAY boxed in his first professional fight.  He beat on poor Tunney Hunsaker to win a 6-round decision.

 

BALLSY’S SPORTS SHORTS VIDEO…

 

  A College Baseball Team Played in Their Halloween Costumes . . . and a Bunch of Fans Did the “Thriller” Dance

 

San Diego State’s baseball team hosted their annual Halloween game on Sunday . . . where they play in COSTUMES.

And about 100 people also did the “Thriller” dance in the infield at one point.

 

(Search for “SDSU Halloween Game” and “SDSU Thriller Flash Mob.”)

 

 

LADIES IT’S TIME TO HELP OUT THE MEN…

I’m not sure single men needed another reason to have sex with as many women as possible, but here you go.

A new study of 3,200 men out of the University of Montreal found that men who’ve had sex with at least 20 different women have a significantly lower risk of prostate cancer.

Men who’ve had sex with at least 20 women cut their risk of developing prostate cancer by 28%, and were 19% less likely to get the most aggressive form of prostate cancer.

 

The researchers think it’s because men who are that active are having the most sex of anyone . . . even more than married guys.

 

There have been links in the past that found climaxing during sex helps fight prostate cancer . . . and the dudes having sex with a bunch of different women are certainly taking care of that.

 

 

THE TOP FASCINATING FACTS ABOUT CHOCOLATE

 

New research says eating chocolate can improve your memory.  Here are The Top Fascinating Facts About Chocolate.

 

 

It’s Melissa McCarthy’s blood type.

 

Married men mostly buy it on Valentine’s Day.  Married women mostly buy it the other 364 days of the year.

 

Gastronomists say red wine accompanies chocolate perfectly.  Which is why I always start my dates by grabbing a fistful of Reese’s Pieces and opening a box of Franzia.

 

HOLLYWOLF REPORT.

JULIA ROBERTS

JULIA ROBERTS turned 47 yesterday Roberts, who’s never had plastic surgery, attributed her youthful appearance to “cleaning out your closet, dusting out your mind and letting go of the things that weigh you down mentally and emotionally.”  To which Renee Zellweger asked, “What’s the recovery time on a procedure like that?”

 

 

  GWAR recently covered the PET SHOP BOYS hit “West End Girls”.  At the end, they transitioned into a version of Jim Carroll’s “People Who Died” . . . where the lyrics were changed to pay tribute to friends of the band who have died, including Dimebag Darrell of Pantera . . .And of course, Gwar’s old lead singer Dave Brockie, a.k.a. Oderus Urungus . . . and former guitarist Cory Smoot, a.k.a. Flattus Maximus.

KATY PERRY

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are reportedly feuding.  “For the love of God, don’t make me pick a side!” replied no straight dude on the planet.

 

Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp are back together.  If this news excites you, how are things in 1997?

 

GONE VIRAL

 

 Watch How Often Women Get Harassed Just Walking Down the Street

A woman named Shoshana Roberts recently walked around New York while someone filmed her with a hidden camera.

 

And the point was to show how often women get HARASSED by random guys on the street.

She was in jeans and a black t-shirt.  And in ten hours, she dealt with over a HUNDRED comments.  And a couple guys even started FOLLOWING her.

 

 

(Search for “10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman.”)

 

 

 

A Rocket Headed to the Space Station Exploded Right After Lift-Off

 

 

An unmanned rocket that was supposed to take supplies to the International Space Station EXPLODED right after lift-off last night in Virginia.

 

 

It only got a few hundred feet off the ground before it happened.  Then there was a much bigger explosion when it hit the ground.  According to NASA, no one was hurt.

 

 

(Search for “NASA Antares Rocket Explodes.”  The first explosion is at :46.)

 

 

 

 A Grown Woman Starts Crying, Because She Finally Won a Stuffed Animal in a Claw Machine

 

 

There’s a video making the rounds of a grown woman, sitting on the ground crying . . . because she finally won a stuffed animal in a CLAW MACHINE.

 

 

Let’s hope she was faking though, because that is NOT something you should get emotional about.

 

 

(Search for “Emotions Run High as the Claw Machine Is Finally Beaten.”)

 

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM THE REGINA RAMS ALUMNI:

 

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Good morning Ram Family.

This Saturday 2pm at Mosaic Stadium is a huge game against Alberta Golden Bears. The Rams win and they will be in the playoffs. This team is resilient and has been playing exciting football as of late. This would also be the last game that Frank McCrystal will be patrolling the sidelines at Mosaic Stadium. “The Slick” deserves to go out with a bang. We are hoping all alumni and anybody involved with the program over the last 31 years come out and support the Rams Saturday afternoon.

There is also an outside chance with a Rams win they could have 3rd place. This would get a playoff game in Saskatoon against the Huskies. :)))

After the game we have secured space at the Four Seasons sports bar for all of us to gather – 6pm. Everybody is welcome. Hope to see all you there.

Go Rams Go!!!

Rams Alumni Committee

 

QUOTE OF THE DAY: Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. -Mother Teresa