THE TOP REASONS ANGELINA JOLIE AND
BRAD PITT ARE DIVORCING
He had no intention of coaching the soccer team she’s cultivating.
They wanted to have sex with other people before President Trump blows up the world.
He realized he’s 52. So it’s time to buy a Porsche and skewer a parade of 21-year-old aspiring actresses, like every other d-bag in Hollywood.
She caught him in bed with another sunken-eyed corpse.