A Night To Remember In Regina!

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The Regina Pats (26-16-2-2) take on the Moose Jaw Warriors (19-24-3-1) in the fourth edition of the 2014-15 Trans-Canada Clash tonight at the Brandt Centre (7 p.m.).  The Pats hold a 3-0-0-0 record against the Warriors this season after defeating Moose Jaw by a 6-4 count January 2nd.  Tonight’s game is a sellout as over 62 hundred fans will  be there to witness the debut of the 23 thousand pound,  3 million dollar score clock. If you don’t have a ticket don’t worry because you can watch the game on Access 7. I’d like to thank the Regina Pats for asking me to be part of the broadcast. I’m looking forward to some exciting junior hockey!





New England Patriots quarterback TOM BRADY is denying any involvement in the so-called “DeflateGate” . . . where the team has been accused of intentionally deflating footballs so they were easier to grip and catch in the rain.



Basically, Brady insisted that while he DID inspect the balls beforehand, he didn’t alter them in any way.  He added that when he selected the balls to be sent to the refs for approval, they were “perfect” . . . to him, at least.



He went on and on, and frankly, it seemed like his ball talk was PARTICULARLY sexual .



I actually started the day believing he was guilty, but good lord, those dreamy eyes!


So let’s review:


Belichick shirked the responsibility to Brady . . . and Brady threw the equipment manager under the bus.  Because you’d think that SOMEONE deflated those balls, and we’re running out of people to blame who had access to them.



“Deflate-Gate” Randoms 



1.  This is amusing:  When BILL BELICHICK was addressing the controversy, the billboard behind him featured the hashtag #FLEXBALL.  It didn’t have anything to do with the deflated footballs . . . it was an ad for a Gillette razor.




2.  Here’s a mildly interesting remix of Brady’s quotes from the press conference.




3.  And here’s video of former NFL quarterback MARK BRUNELL on ESPN yesterday, nearly breaking down in tears as he basically accuses Brady of lying.








The Seahawks must have a bad case of jock itch or a couple of their players are closet Michael Jackson fans.. Seattle Seahawks running back MARSHAWN LYNCH was fined $20,000 for grabbing his crotch after scoring a touchdown last weekend.  Also, wide receiver CHRIS MATTHEWS was fined $11,000 for grabbing HIS crotch.  Matthew is a former Ti-Cat and Blue Bomber. He probably picked up that behaviour in Winnipeg..Haha


(Speaking of Sherman, he shot a commercial with a TALKING LLAMA that trash-talks Brady and Belichick.  It doesn’t mention the deflated balls scandal though.  Here’s some footage from it.)





There’s a 46-year-old guy in Florida who has the New England Patriots’ helmet TATTOOED on his head . . . it’s detailed, massive, and straight up crazy.  Well . . . he just no-showed a court appearance for a drug charge, and now there’s a warrant out for his arrest.  We’re thinking he’ll turn up sometime after the Super Bowl.



Watch Will Ferrell Hit a Cheerleader in the Head With a Basketball 



WILL FERRELL hit a cheerleader in the head with a basketball, POINT BLANK, during Wednesday night’s game between the Lakers and the Pelicans in New Orleans.  But it was for his new movie “Daddy’s Home”.



Will plays a man who’s trying to be a great stepdad to the children of his new wife . . . but has to contend with her ex-husband, who suddenly re-enters their lives.  LINDA CARDELLINI plays the wife, and MARK WAHLBERG plays the ex.



(Here’s video. The woman he hits is supposed to be a Pelicans cheerleader, but she’s obviously a stuntwoman . . . because she falls like a CHAMP.)





1.  The New “Bad Lip Reading” NFL Video Is Out



The guys who do the “Bad Lip Reading” videos just posted their new one using NFL footage.  They took clips from the season, and dubbed in new audio that LOOKS like it fits, even though it’s ridiculous.



The original NFL video they posted in 2013 is still the most popular one they’ve ever done, with over 58 million hits.  And last year’s follow-up has over 28 million views.



(Search for “NFL 2015 – A Bad Lip Reading.”)




2.  A Ball Boy at the Australian Open Got Nailed in the Junk by a 122-Mile-Per-Hour Serve



A ball boy at the Australian Open had to leave in the middle of a match on Wednesday . . . after a 122-mile-per-hour serve hit him where NO MAN wants to be hit.  The ball bounced once . . . then got him square in the junk.



(Search for “Ball Kid Hit in the Australian Open 2015.”  If you care, the match was between Feliciano Lopez of Spain and Adrian Mannarino of France, who lost by default when he had to quit in the fourth set due to heat exhaustion.)


That’s all for now folks….