“Elle” magazine surveyed 7,000 women about their BREASTS, and the results should be very enlightening for men. And for women too, actually. Here are the six highlights . . .
1. 11% of women have named their breasts.
2. About one in six women have had a boyfriend try on one of their bras . . . allegedly just for fun.
3. 29% of women have stuffed their bra . . . and 30% have worn a sports bra to intentionally flatten their chest.
4. 60% have looked at their breasts while they were bending over, and thought they looked like cow’s udders.
5. 21% have held different pieces of fruit trying to figure out which one was the most similar to their boobs.
6. 19% have strategically lied next to a guy so their larger breast would be closer to him.
Wayback Burgers is a small fast food chain, and like a lot of companies, they pulled a mildly amusing April Fools’ Day joke: They announced a new milkshake made with CRICKETS.
But then something weird happened . . . people actually WANTED it. We’ve all heard about how crickets could be a good source of protein, so I guess people were intrigued by drinking them.
So Wayback tested a shake made with chocolate-flavored cricket powder and Oreos at a store in New York, and they had a line around the BLOCK for them. So now they’re selling them for REAL.
It’s called the Oreo Mud Pie Cricket Protein Milkshake, and you can buy it starting tomorrow. It’ll be available until September . . . unless it’s super popular, in which case they’re planning on making it permanent.
Oh, and while they’re doing weird stuff with shakes, they’re also going to test out a Jerky Milkshake . . . which includes barbeque sauce, maple syrup, and Slim Jims.
SHOW BIZ SEXY….
LORI LOUGHLIN will be 51 next month. It simply isn’t fair.
Here’s IRELAND BALDWIN topless in the sand, with her dog.
RUMER WILLIS posted a picture of her mom DEMI MOORE, calling her “the cutest human.” It’s kind of hard to disagree.
Here’s OLIVIA MUNN showing off her sword-fighting skills with her boyfriend AARON RODGERS in the background, probably being a little less serious.
I don’t really care that EMILY RATAJKOWSKI’s bikini top and bottom don’t seem to match. Do you?
BALLSY’S SPORTS SHORTS….
FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. and MANNY PACQUIAO are the top-earning celebrities on this year’s Forbes.com Celebrity 100, thanks to their extremely-lucrative but not-terribly-exciting fight. Floyd earned $300 million for it, and Manny pocketed $160 million. KATY PERRY is third on the list, earning $135 million over the past year. In related news, while you’re trying to find away to upgrade your 1996 Toyota Corolla , Floyd Mayweather Junior is always 1 step ahead of you. How do you upgrade from a $3.8 million Ferrari?? Easy … you get a $4.8 MILLION super car to take its place … at least, that’s what Mayweather‘s planning to do. according to TMZ Sports.
Sources close to the boxer say he’s close to closing the deal on an ultra-rare sports car called a Koenigsegg CCXR Trevita … one of only THREE of its kind in the entire world.
The car is lightning fast … 0-60 in 2.9 seconds … and tops out at 250 miles per hour!
-How many home runs can you hit in 5 minutes? New MLB HOME RUN DERBY will answer that question..
-The NFL has posted an opening for the Director of Investigations. The position requires the candidate to control social media, archive computer programs and read an air pressure gauge. (I’m assuming that last part)
“Beat the Champions” at 8:00 p.m. on Fox. A one-hour special where amateur athletes go up against Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, NBA star Scotti Pippen, and Olympic swimmer Missy Franklin for a chance at $100,000.
They have the option of handicapping the pros for each of the challenges, but that costs them a piece of the prize money. Comedian Finesse Mitchell is the host.
NFL Lineman J.J. Watt Tackled a Fan Who Ran on Stage at the Zac Brown Band Show
This kind of looks like a setup . . . but even if it is, it’s pretty well done. A fan jumped onstage during the ZAC BROWN BAND show on Sunday in Milwaukee, and was immediately tackled by Houston Texans defensive lineman J.J. WATT.
The fan “squares up” like a receiver preparing to get hit, so maybe he knew it was coming. Still, he gets up pretty slow. J.J. posted the video on Twitter and captioned it, “Nobody messes with @Zac Brown Band.” J.J.’s from Wisconsin, if that matters.
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