Tomorrow is Earth Day!

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Tomorrow‘s Earth Day, so let’s learn a little bit more about it . . . with The Top Fun Facts About Earth Day.

It was started in 1970 . . . probably by some lady who wasn’t wearing a bra.

It’s a great time to shop at Whole Foods, since all the annoying white people will be gathered in some park to talk about bees.

It’s our way of thanking the Earth for that special gift it’s given us: weed.

Planting a tree in your backyard is not only good for the environment . . . it’s a great way to cover up those shallow graves.

A lot more people would celebrate it if they turned it into one of those holidays where you get presents.