Monthly Archives: February 2017

Red Tuesday!

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Today is “Red Tuesday”… The day you’re most likely to get DUMPED!

Today is “Red Tuesday”… The day of the year you’re most likely to get DUMPED, because it’s exactly one week from Valentine’s Day.

The cheating website IllicitEncounters.com did a survey, and found 30% of people have broken up with someone a week before Valentine’s Day.

80% said the main reason they did it was so they wouldn’t feel guilty FAKING their way through Valentine’s Day next week.

And 55% said they broke up with the person face-to-face . . . 28% did it over the phone . . . 12% did it over text . . . and 5% did it on social media.

What the Patriots Can Teach All Of Us!

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Like them or not the New England Patriots are the greatest sports dynasty in the history of sports. In the era of free agency, which is designed to keep teams from being dominant they’ve stayed at the top of their of sport. Here’s a few things that I picked up on yesterday watching the pregame hoopla. ROBERT KRAFT owner of the Patriots said something at the end of his interview. he said “Most people don’t finish the last 5 to 10 percent of any task.” He said, “We learn to finish and work hard to finish and that’s why we are successful.” You know when you are running and that last lap or that last mile is usually the hardest because you can see the end is near and you start freaking yourself out? It just made me think to follow through more. I also heard  Kraft say that JEALOUSY AND ENVY is a disease and they work hard to be the recipients of those two things. They want people to be jealous of them and to envy them. I am personally so jealous of Tom Brady that I want him to lose. Then, there’s Bill Belichick the head coach. He said something so basic that the entire team and office staff live by. DO YOUR JOB. That’s all. He says all day long and on the sidelines during the game to remind his team to DO YOUR JOB. What that means to me is to not get lazy and to not think the other person will cover for you. Like them or not we can all learn from the Patriots. And remember your life isn’t over till the final whistle, so keep at till the end!

How about this prop bet?

 

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You can place a bet on just about ANYTHING concerning the Superbowl, but so far, this one seemed to slip through the cracks. Perfect! 

Will President George H. W.  Bush drop the Superbowl coin during the coin toss?”

Yeah, it’s probably disrespectful and a little mean, but c’mon!
He’s 92 years old. He’s in a wheelchair. He was just released from a 2 week hospital stay– including time in the ICU. I’m saying this MIGHT not go as planned. (Picture Mr. Burns from the Simpsons).

Bush did a coin toss at the Lions/Texans game this past October. Guess what? He flipped it into his lap and had to do it again. There you go, now go out and make some money!!! But remember to share….

 

Are you going to a SuperBowl Party?

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Sunday at the Turvey Centre The Wolf, Ducks Unlimited and Budweiser are hosting a Super Bowl 51 party. $69.50 gets you in plus all the food and drinks you can handle. We will have designated drivers on standby as well. Get your tickets online at www.ticketor/turveytickets. It’s going to be a blast and should be a great game!  You should come to our party because the other ones will be horrible!

 

THE TOP SIGNS YOU’RE AT A BAD
SUPER BOWL PARTY

If you’re going to a Super Bowl party, you expect it to rock.  But, it might suck.  Here are The Top Signs You’re at a Bad Super Bowl Party.

If you leave, even temporarily, you’re barred from coming back in without extreme vetting.

You’re the only one there who isn’t just watching the game for Lady Gaga.

After eating half a bowl of what you thought was guacamole, you realize it was actually last year’s cheese dip.

It doubles as a baby shower for Beyoncé.

There’s a swear jar.

Ben Roethlisberger just followed your girlfriend into the bathroom.

The guy in the Raiders jersey just realized the pate knife is perfect for stabbing.

No one’s interested in joining your Oscar pool.

Your liberal friends keep insisting that the Russians are hacking the scoreboard.

There’s no halftime orgy.

It’s Ground Hog Day!

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THE TOP THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY

Punxsutawney Phil and Wiarton Willie make their annual appearances today.  And you know that if they see their shadows and return to their hole, we’ll have six more weeks of winter-like weather.  But here are The Top Things You Didn’t Know About Groundhog Day.

Whether Wiarton Willie sees his shadow or not, you’re an idiot for thinking it matters.

It opened the door for other adorable weather predictors.  Like Jeff the Pig Spleen eating weather expert.

Like everyone else in Ontario, Willie is lured from his home with methamphetamine.

This will be the first year Phil refuses to leave his hole because of who’s in the White House.

If the groundhog sees his shadow, it’s four more years of protest marches.

Amazingly, “Gobbler’s Knob” is the name of Punxsutawney Phil’s home . . . and NOT a bar frequented by Andy Dick.

To many Americans, Punxsutawney Phil is a national icon.  To many rural Americans, he’s a tasty entree.