TOM BRADY’s four-game suspension has been upheld. The NFL says Brady, quote, “engaged in conduct detrimental to the integrity of, and public confidence in, the game of professional football.” That conduct includes destroying a cell phone even though he knew investigators wanted to examine it. The bad news is, his four-game suspension has been upheld. The good news is . . . he’s in line to be the next U-S Secretary of State. Brady says “he’s done nothing wrong and neither have the Patriots.” Really Tom if you did nothing wrong why destroy the cell phone? What else is on the phone? Those are the questions I’d be asking Brady if I was his wife Gisele.
A website posted a picture of a guy with hair like Giants receiver ODELL BECKHAM JR. “performing” orally on a woman who is supposedly AMBER ROSE. But Beckham Tweeted, quote, “No offense to youngin, but my hair is 10 times better than that.” video (The denial comes at the 1:15 mark. In case you forgot, Beckham is the guy who made that insane, one-handed catch last year, in his rookie season.)
In addition to the N-word, video has now surfaced of Hulk Hogan using gay slurs. In related news, Donald Trump just found his running mate. Hogan hates men who get oiled up, strip off their elaborate leather costumes to reveal tiny briefs, and roll around with other muscular men. Unless you hit an old-fashioned tin bell with a tiny hammer before and after.
19 years ago . . . In 1996, 35-year-old CARL LEWIS shocked the world by taking the Gold medal in the long jump at the Atlanta Olympics. It was his NINTH Gold, and it made him one of only two athletes ever to win the same event at four straight Olympic Games.
I’ve got the results of a new survey on men’s favourite types of LINGERIE. Based on how it looks on WOMEN, not themselves . . . that would be an awesome survey.
Their favourite type of bra is the PUSH-UP bra. That’s followed by a regular bra . . . a bustier-type bra . . . a strapless bra . . . and a sports bra.
Men’s favourite type of women’s underwear is the THONG. That’s followed by regular briefs . . . bikini briefs . . . boy shorts . . . and finally, no underwear.
Since “no underwear” only got 4% of the vote, we have to assume that means 96% of men prefer a woman actually wearing underwear.
Sexy Pictures of Famous People
1. It feels like it’s been too long since KATY PERRY unleashed the girls. So here they are in a photo shoot for “Vogue Japan”.
2. BEYONCÉ’S breasts are bustin’ loose, and I’m cool with that.
In the early ’70s, an 18-year-old TOM HANKS wrote a funny letter to director George Roy Hill, asking to be discovered. He told him, quote, “My looks are not stunning. I am not built like a Greek God, and I can’t even grow a mustache, but I figure if people will pay to see certain films . . . they will pay to see me.”
On “Live! With Kelly and Michael” yesterday, the show was offering a trip to a caller if she could answer a trivia question. After MICHAEL STRAHAN read the question, the caller asked for a clarification . . . but he misheard her and thought she’d answered it correctly, so he gave her the trip. (Here’s video. Skip to the 1:16 mark.)
Last year, we heard that DAVID FAUSTINO was developing a “Married with Children” spin-off, featuring his character, Bud Bundy. Well, he’s still at it . . . and now, all of the old cast members are interested in making appearances.
(Don’t get TOO excited yet. They’re still trying to put together a pilot, so for now, it’s just an IDEA. That said, if they work out the legal stuff, and the whole cast is willing to pitch in, Netflix or some network will want this show)
At INSANE CLOWN POSSE’S annual Gathering of the Juggalos last weekend, a blindfolded woman drank some vodka . . . after it was poured on an obese man’s back, and passed through his BUTT CLEAVAGE. It’s unclear if she fully understood what she was participating in . . . or cared.
Puddle of Mudd singer Wes Scantlin was busted for DUI. Cops knew he was drunk when he told them he was a successful singer.
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas finalized their divorce. Details are under wraps. And thanks to the surgery, so is Melanie’s face.
The survey also found 12% of men think a push-up bra is false advertising . . . around 90% of men vastly underestimate how much nice lingerie costs . . . and 8% would end things with a woman if she didn’t wear underwear he liked.
Two Magicians Did a Magic Trick in the Background of a News Report
A reporter in England was outside Parliament recently, doing a segment about healthcare reform. And in the middle of it, two magicians showed up in the background and did a MAGIC trick.
It wasn’t some lame card trick either. They carried a table in . . . one of them got inside a box . . . and they make it look like they squeezed his head and feet together, like the rest of his body wasn’t there.
(Search for “Magicians Young & Strange Hijack Sky News.” They start at :11.)
A Girl Dropped a Baby to Catch the Bouquet at a Wedding
A video of a girl dropping a BABY to catch the bouquet at a wedding is going viral. She looks like she’s in her teens. According to the video, it was her little sister and she’s okay. Another woman caught the bouquet though, so it was all for nothing.
(Search for “Flower Toss Wedding Fail)
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